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Nonce

A slang term for ‘Nice person’ , typically used in the United Kingdom.
‘ Oh, he’s a nonce’ she said
by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023
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Car-nonce

Someone who enjoys new cars
This car is fresh out the factory, you could say in a car-nonce
by CosmosFury September 9, 2025
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Nonce

Some who says sweeties rather then sweets
My name is nibbles and i say sweeties because i am a nonce
by White guy jamie September 10, 2020
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nonce

British slang, usually used to call someone a pedophile but generally seen as just a general insult
Pub guy 1: Liverpool isn't even that good mate, Man united could beat them in a second!
Pub guy 2: oh shut up ya nonce, Liverpool's the best!

Person 1: Did you hear about the Kendrick and Drake beef?
Person 2: yeah, who would have guessed that Drake's a nonce?
by f0reverxternally October 21, 2025
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Nonce

Someone whos stepdad is a priest and they also have curly hair
Your a right nonce
by ADAMMETCALFE123 March 17, 2018
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Nonce

"That guy is such a Nonce!"
by grayjoycon February 10, 2018
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National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.
In need air National nonce capture day
by Rio rogers April 21, 2021
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