Phil Collins

A drummer who is superior to Neil peart in every way. His drumming in Genesis and Brand X far surpasses that of Neil in rush. Phil is basically god at this point, and will never be beaten, except by John Bonham, but even he admits that.

“Phil Collins is better than Neil peart”
“Yes he is”

by Telegraph_road December 28, 2024

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Mr Collins

When your computer science teacher is sexist af and has a thing for making fun of people.

Mr Collins was being sexist again

by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024

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Collin

Collin is a quiet type dude. They don't talk much but if your friends with them, they DON'T STOP TALKING! he is hilarious and makes the entire room light up with conversation. Not to mention they tend to have a pretty emo aesthetic and listen to rock or metal.

Friend 1: Woah, who is that?
Friend 2: That's collin, he's funny.

by I'm the truth! April 11, 2024

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Collin

A true alpha male with a big heart. Always looking to help others in need and loves animals. Unlike many other men, he is neither a simp nor a horny bastard. He respects all races and has never made a racist remark. He condemns fat shaming and is a well mannered cultured man who does not use vulgarities against others. Furthermore, he has a great temper and does not rage easily.

Last but not least, he has a massive shlong.

girl#1 hey babe i hooked up with this random dude yesterday and his sausage was so small 😡
girl#2 LOL how small was it?

girl#1 like 2.5cm ?? *sobs*
girl#2 GIRL u need a collin in ur life. he never fails to disappoint

by mr paul tan 69 November 22, 2021

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collinate

n. the act of colonizing a territory solely with one’s own offspring. Coined by Ricky Hayberg from the YouTube channel Internet Today in reference to Elon Musk’s expressed desire to fill Mars with Musk’s own sperm.

Elon is trying to collinate Mars … with his own children that he is spawning.

by batterology July 18, 2024

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