by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019
Get the sir richardmug. Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
by Baker 1719 January 27, 2018
Get the cold richardmug. James- did you see richard taylor he's a jizzed faced cock licking bastard
Sol-yes i know his shiny prick like head gave me an epileptic seizure
Sol-yes i know his shiny prick like head gave me an epileptic seizure
by Chinkybriz January 6, 2020
Get the Richard Taylormug. The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.
Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!
by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018
Get the Richard the Thiccccccciemug. 
When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019
Get the Ghostly Richardmug. The best coach anybody could ever ask for. He's never leaving his parents couch. He never knows when not to close out even in funerals. He's forever a virgin .
by ball sucker123 December 13, 2018
Get the Richard Eastonmug.