Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!
Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009
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by Ima.retarded.fuck?YU April 28, 2021
To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.
Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!
by KSAComedy March 06, 2011
by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011
named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.
by Jack Will September 25, 2007
The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
by super special E March 14, 2010