hammered lamb

It's when you put a boob in your butt and fart, then it goes baaaaahhhhhh!

Those tits would be perfect for the hammered lamb!

by HurricaneB March 1, 2014

nanner hammer

A douche canoe who can't spell and loves spreadsheets

Man that nanner hammer can't fucking spell

by embieria April 15, 2014

hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014

pneumatic hammer

The act of using a vacuum nozzle to hold a rubber dildo, while using it on your partner in a fast and rigorous motion.

I gave my maid a pneumatic hammer yesterday.

by Ghouch October 10, 2015

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016

womb hammer

A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.

Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"

by Meme Slurper March 27, 2016

hammered palmer

A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.

Hey make me a hammered palmer suck head!!

by Wayne Rathbun March 30, 2016