zero tolerance policy

A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.

Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.

by ornev April 7, 2021

zero g wank

the act of bouncing on ones bed, reaching maximum height whilst masturbating furiously. Upon reaching maximum height you ejaculate your load in 'zer0-G'

dude i went to space and had a zero g wank

by MooreMedia November 21, 2014

zero light thirty

Zero Light Thirty is military slang for 12:30 PM (or 12:30 HRS). Zero Light refers to 12 PM noon.

we will be holding the meeting at zero light thirty.

by Joeeeeeeeeee November 13, 2013

zero hour

when you wake up in the middle of the night from a bad nightmare

Dang! Now, this is the zero hour

by jerk October 5, 2003

Zero Boyfriend ROI

To be fully invested in a boyfriend - personal time, money, and reputation resulting in less than or zero satisfactory returned value on his part. When this happens the girl must remove her rose tinted glasses to make a good business decision soley on the facts presented.

Zero return of his personal time, money, plus add harm to said girl's reputation = Zero Boyfriend ROI = license for her to upgrade to a better suitor, and drop him without notice or fair warning.

Zero Boyfriend ROI

by smartbusinesswoman June 19, 2010

size double zero

a size a skinny as bitch wears

shaquisha: DAMN! loook at that skinny ass bitch with her size double zero pants!

by latasha ferosh April 22, 2008

Coca-Cola Zero

Chicken shit bullshit .. . .. .....That gives you cancer.

Self-conscious woman: Im trying to watch my figure so I've been drinking Coca-Cola Zero and throwing up.

Smart friend of said woman: Coca-Cola Zero gives you cancer.....dumbass.

by Brian AKA Seniór Pimpstick January 30, 2009