cow-worker

As a co-worker, but of such a mentality and personality as to be almost entirely indistinguishable from a smartly-dressed cow. The differences between a cow-worker and a cow should, however, be obvious on closer examination. One is a large, mindless animal that grazes off scraps of food matter, travels in herds, and is primarily of value only because it can be eventually disposed of for the betterment of a large group of people. The other gives us milk.

"Gary, do you have that report done I asked you for this morning?"
"Moo."
"Okay, one more day, but after that you're answering to the boss yourself."
"Moo."
"You'd better hurry. We're on a tight clock."
"Moo."
"Thanks.... God, I hate my cow-workers."

by Cronocke March 24, 2008

Gray Collar Workers

A Gray Collar Worker is a member of the service class. While a blue collar worker is a proletarian and primarily manual labour worker (such as a factory worker), and a white collar worker is a bourgeoisie class member (a lawyer).

The Gray Collar Working class does not have the riches of the white collar workers, nor the pride, nor unity of a blue collar worker.

The greatest work on Gray Collar Workers is in the film "Fight Club." It describes the lack of self-confidence, feeling of no masculinity, and the feeling of incompetence with near perfection.

Examples of a Gray Collar Worker:
-Security Guard
-Convenience Store Clerk
-Fast Food Worker
-Waiter
You get the point.

by Jack Red February 5, 2005

wordy

Consists of too many words that arent neccasary.

This sentence is too wordy because it has too many words which can be shortened.

by teh Kelz April 14, 2006

Work off

When you whack off so hard that when you are finished you feel like you just worked out, and possibly sweating.

Man i'm tired, I just worked off for like an hour.

work off.

by rossie July 8, 2007

Co-Worker

A relationship where neither of you are real friends even though you know each other for far too long. You guys know each other fairly well but don't hang out or are actually into each other.
Just a way to friend zone someone.

girl: I love you.
guy: I'm sorry, we are just co-workers. We don't even hang out or talk much.

by BigJokesOnYou October 31, 2018

work

Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.

"Its rainy days if we don't move all our work"
- Lil' Flip

by DrHavoc May 21, 2004

going to work

leaving to whore yourself for petty cash at your job. Not necessarily a literal whore.

Person1: Hey, I'm going to work.

Person2: Don't let them pimps push you around

by Sexy lady of B-Town June 11, 2008