Robert's dick? What's that?
by ThaCheesyBoi14 October 24, 2019
Get the Robert's Dickmug. A white British guy who no one gave 2 shits about until twilight came out then people started hating him. He went from playing a stupid ass vampire to a Bat.
He is the Batman
He is the Batman
Girls: OMG Robert Pattinson is in this movie!
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?
by FootlongSlinky September 24, 2020
Get the Robert Pattinsonmug. This is the super villain called Spunk ransom’s alter ego. Spunk ransom is known to give off the distinct smell of crayons. He is also known for biting babies and even as a child he had this evil with in him. It all started when he locked his substitute teacher in a closet and ever since then he has been causing distress to many people.
Boy: Hey, Robert Pattinson kinda looks like a hotter version of Spunk Ransom.
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom
by Stan Lana Delray December 29, 2020
Get the Robert Pattinsonmug. by mimiblabla December 29, 2009
Get the Robert-Pattinsonmug. Most amazing guy ever to have lived. He's an actor and has played many roles such as Cedric diggory in 'Harry potter and the order of the phoenix'. He's also going to be the big star in this years release of 'twilight' which was originally a book written by Stephenie meyer. Robert Is playing the 'good 'vegetarian' vampire' called Edward Cullen who falls in love with a girl called Bella swan.
He was Born in London, England in 1986. He is also a very good pianist and guitarist.
He was Born in London, England in 1986. He is also a very good pianist and guitarist.
by Laura Jennings May 4, 2008
Get the robert pattinsonmug. This is the best actor in the world.
He has played charaters such as:
Edward Cullen (Twilight)
Art (How To Be)
Daniel Gale (Bad Mothers Handbook)
Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter GOF)
He is my favorite actor, and should be yours.
Sadly, Robert has been commonly associated with Twilight and people forget about his other films.
but he is amazing. :)
I LOVE HIS EYEBROWS
and hes a sex bomb
He has played charaters such as:
Edward Cullen (Twilight)
Art (How To Be)
Daniel Gale (Bad Mothers Handbook)
Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter GOF)
He is my favorite actor, and should be yours.
Sadly, Robert has been commonly associated with Twilight and people forget about his other films.
but he is amazing. :)
I LOVE HIS EYEBROWS
and hes a sex bomb
Erica: Hey look at that guys eyebrows.. they are big.
Carly: Eyyy man. Don't mess, those are R-pattz (Robert Pattinson) eyebrows!
DON'T GIVE ME THUMBS DOWN!
Carly: Eyyy man. Don't mess, those are R-pattz (Robert Pattinson) eyebrows!
DON'T GIVE ME THUMBS DOWN!
by rushbrook April 22, 2008
Get the Robert Pattinsonmug. Absolute epic gamer, has a big schlong which dominates girls in the bedroom. A hilarious chilled out dude who takes shit from no one.
by EugeneSlayer64 June 1, 2019
Get the Robert Freemanmug.