But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.
Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.
by 00fatty00 January 28, 2011
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Last weeks meatloaf

The sexual act of licking someones butthole after awhile of not showering and after a bowel movement. You can call it last weeks meatloaf especially if there are dingleberries involved!
Hey man, I just had Michelle's last weeks meatloaf! I swear I was drunk!
by Davelle Minace July 07, 2011
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one week bleed

The a girl's period, it gets its name cause its called "that week"
Rob: "look at John puking"
Jim: "John, whats wrong?"
John "Well it was dark, and I was in bed with Jen, and I went down to eat her, and she was having her fucking one week bleed!"
Rob/Jim: "FUCKING GROSS"
Rob "have my colt 45, you need it"
by Duise2 May 26, 2008
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New Week's Resolution

During first week of the New Year, most people are enthusiastic about their resolutions. After this week, however, their zeal begins to dwindle, and soon they've forgotten all about their resolution. Thus instead of a New Year's resolution, it's a New Week's resolution, seeing as it only lasts a week.
Did you see the line of traffic for the gym?
It's just their New Week's resolutions.

I can't believe how many people in our neighborhood are recycling!
It'll end soon. It's New Week.
by M.C. Panjada January 08, 2009
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SLAP ass week

It’s a week where any one can slap a boy or girls ass
by Kuuuuuraaaaa April 19, 2019
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Shark Week

1. A group of kids that are gods of wherever they preside.
1. That shark week scares me, because they are all powerful.
by the bearded bear March 26, 2009
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Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 07, 2009
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