by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017
Get the wanker in a bag mug.As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017
Get the Wanker Stroke mug.by dannymo123 April 19, 2016
Get the goof wanker mug.Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
by MaliaMadness2020 July 15, 2016
Get the knuckleball wanker mug.Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"
by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016
Get the backhand wanker mug.An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.
They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
by Chloebelle February 9, 2018
Get the wanker kebab mug.An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster November 19, 2011
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