Walmartophobia

The fear of Walmart. The fear of being trapped in a building with a large number of people, most of whom are either unintelligent, rude, or in any other way undisirable, and being stuck in long lines for extended periods of time. Those who exhibit Walmartophobia, sometimes referred to as "Walmartophobes" go to great lengths to shop else where in an attempt to avoid Walmart, even if it means spending more money. In severe cases, the mere mention of the name Walmart evokes a negative response. Sufferers experience anxiety, stress, frustration, anger, and sudden and strong urge to punch anyone around them.

"Every time we go to Walmart Jeff gets so stressed out and frustrated, he hates going. He has Walmartophobia."

by ShadowWolf88 August 5, 2012

Wal Mart camo

When you wear your crappiest, hole filled, and stained clothing to Wal Mart so that you can blend into the environment.

Unless you want to recreate a scence from Deliverance, you better put on your Wal Mart camo!

by gigger06 August 17, 2010

Wal Mart

1. The destroyer of small businesses.

2. The employer of senior citizens, the handicapped and other people society deems unhireable (the people are nice though ^_^ ).

I wouldn't buy my clothes at Wal-Mart.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Wal-mart mother

A mother who often shops at wal-mart and who swears at her kids in front of everybody. The wal-mart mother is often single and a bit crazy so she often threatens violence upon her kids.

I like these wal-mart mothers who swear at their children: "JEFFREY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

by The roguesmiler August 3, 2010

wal-mart rent

To buy something from wal-mart with the intention of taking it back in the near future, only.

Joe: It sure would be nice to have some noise cancelling headphones for the airplane ride, but i dont feel like spending $50 for them.
Bryan: Wal-Mart rent that shit!

by allyourbase1081 July 12, 2007

Walmarting

Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.

Jason and Ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.

by Safiyya June 20, 2014

Walfart

Buy clothing from cheap brands induced in child labor!

Stop by our indoor McDonald's, if you come and eat here often enough we'll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.

Meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! They'll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually GO live in their homes.

Walfart;
the ultimate Trailer Trash destination.

Julie: Why does Patty Sue shop at... friggen Walfart?!
Marie: Duh, she comes from trailer park central.

by Fryen Pan November 26, 2009