unicorn wizard

"That guy is such a unicorn wizard".
by AnonymousScrub67 October 26, 2014
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Unicorn Area

It's actually the spot between your eyebrows where you would have a horn, were you a unicorn. Humorous in context because of its suggestive nature, even though its root meaning is quite innocent.
Person 1: I'm actually not that hot in my unicorn area.
Person 2: WTF?!

She was sweating profusely from her unicorn area because it was 100 degrees out.
by Rainalot_ February 20, 2010
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Unicorn Ambush

A "practical joke" or show of bromantic affection where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs that guy's genitals/penis (i.e. the unicorn's horn).
"Wow, I was just in the lobby and saw a drunk guy jump on another dude's back and grab his junk! He unicorn ambushed him in front of everyone!"
by Hola Gatino! October 14, 2008
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Unicorn Panties

A woman with an extremely large eretion tucked away in her panties, or another name for a he-she, sheman, hersher, hershey?

A unpleasant experience for a "straight" male.
Guy 1:Dude...that chick was so hot last night.

Guy 2: Bro..she totally had unicorn panties.

Guy 1: They were red.

Guy 2: Red with a horn...
by Mexcellente October 22, 2012
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Team Unicorn

Hot gamer/nerdy girls; As rare as unicorns.
... Think Felicia Day! She's 100% team unicorn.
by spitfirex April 14, 2011
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Asphyxiate the Unicorn

Just another thing to call masturbation. I guess there are just never enough ways to say it.
Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.
by UrbanD1CKtionary February 01, 2011
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Golden Unicorn

Public urination with a "full erection"
Barry was really horny. He performed a Golden Unicorn in the mall fountain.
by stizzle kohizzle September 25, 2006
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