Tristan

The most amazing boy in the world. He's so cute and he doesn't even know it. He basically likes everything. He's a good boy. His hair is so fluffy it makes you cumbust. <3

"Dawg look it's tristan"
"Oh shit here he comes"
"Dude I'm bout to bust, Tristan is coming"

by Ra ra resputin June 12, 2023

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Tristan

Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder

by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020

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Tristan is the most sexy person you will ever met in your life.

Tristan IS SEXY

by restaoius April 23, 2021

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The dumb ass of the group... the kid that nobody really likes but they let him hang around cause he provides entertainment in a really messed up way.

Oh yeah, our friend group has a tristan too!

by Realshitmyguy December 15, 2019

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A man who’s not quite sure how to go outside and touch grass but when he does it hurts he’s is a super skilled Fortnite player but some how gets women online through yellow ghost app he’s got goofy at light skin eyes and does the npc when needed he has a crush on Oliver Freidlander and they do bang time so Jimmy gets made

I’m about to do a Tristan Oien in you *cums*

by capson November 16, 2022

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tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

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