No-No Towel

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.

“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake

by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 7, 2020

Towel-Boot

Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.

Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.

by poopooheadass69 November 4, 2020

towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.

That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.

by upwithbuck April 20, 2014

towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel

Damn i have towel molestation in my towels

by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021

Towel

Something to dry it dirty ass

Guy 1: yo stop using my towels
Guy 2: sorry bro

by Diamond°dose June 9, 2020

towel shame

When someone shames you for walking around in a towel

Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."

Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."

by mdawg448 December 11, 2016

towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.

Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.

by rockinturtle December 29, 2019