Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

Towel spit

When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.

I towel spit and my name is joe

by Dr shart March 8, 2022

Damp Towels

Towels that were made damp by any means (ejaculation, drying your hair, whichevers best for you)

1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???

UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM

2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019

towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.

Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.

by rockinturtle December 29, 2019

towel shame

When someone shames you for walking around in a towel

Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."

Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."

by mdawg448 December 11, 2016

Towel shimmy

When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.

This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.

by Jewish Thunder May 4, 2014

flangeeta towel

just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.

Anyone got a spare flangeeta towel? I got the painters in...

by c0za April 8, 2005