Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 17, 2023
Get the Wet Paper Towel Brainmug. by Dr shart March 8, 2022
Get the Towel spitmug. 1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???
UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM
2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair
UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM
2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair
by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019
Get the Damp Towelsmug. When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
Get the towel’s gambitmug. Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
by mdawg448 December 11, 2016
Get the towel shamemug. When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
by Jewish Thunder May 4, 2014
Get the Towel shimmymug. just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
by c0za April 8, 2005
Get the flangeeta towelmug.