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The Turkey Waddle

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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turkeyburger

a person who acts retarded, absent minded, or generally an asshole.
you believe that dude hung up on terry, what a turkeyburger!!!!!
by lmbo!!! August 11, 2012
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bosom turkey

Someone who loves extremely fat and/or flabby breasts or chests, can be either male or female.
"Wow, she's hot bro."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."
by ovechkinrockssox March 6, 2008
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Turkey

DAMN!That white girl has one big turkey!!!
by Brad Kinstler October 14, 2008
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stuff the turkey

A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
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Turkey farm

The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship.
by D. Kurtz April 22, 2008
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Turkey-bird

1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).

2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.

3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"

Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
by Bird-n-Pika January 14, 2010
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