He has a tiny penis and loves to rape children and is a registered sex offender he loves to stick rhino dick in his mouth he always watches dog and furry porn he stinks like dick cheese and has a 10 pack of abs
by Poop toucher 780 January 2, 2020
Get the Dylan Evansmug. by Carrot crunchers October 23, 2019
Get the ryan evansmug. Alex: "hey, did that girl just get in a van with a guy she doesn't even know and drive off?"
James: "yeah"
Alex: "what a sadie evans"
James: "yeah"
Alex: "what a sadie evans"
by coolbeans123456789 May 31, 2010
Get the Sadie Evansmug. To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.
(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
by Andrew Palmer January 2, 2008
Get the Angry Evanmug. A phrase borrowed from russian, describing a guy who has had sex with another guy, then tries to take it back. Usually by being a dick to the person they had sex with.
by CorvidaeCorvus January 12, 2011
Get the Evan Lysacekmug. it is a phrarse reffering to anyone who is left handed and believes that they would have had full dominace against the right handed in the medievil era
by Burninator831 October 15, 2009
Get the Evan the Leftmug. A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.
They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.
‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022
Get the John-Evanmug.