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Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»
by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020
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Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City
"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho
by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020
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To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.
After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.
by talkity talk July 25, 2020
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fair pussy

What pussy is after walking around a fair in the summertime.
I took my girl to the fair and now I am going to get some "fair pussy".
by ibookguy September 7, 2020
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Fair

A straight male that has done enough fairy ass things to be considered a true fair.
The other day after work Connor said that Candlebox is now his favorite band while he was sipping a Mango Cart. The guy is officially a full blown fair.
by FrickJames October 15, 2020
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fairness

Do unto other others as you would have others do unto you and those you TRULY care about (not those that you SAY you care about).
This shows something more about how fair you wish the world to be; if you are a person who likes violence, crime and hatred in your life, you will show/do those things to others in the hopes that those things will be done to you, but…..if you have someone whom you TRULY care about and they don’t like those things in their life, you are less likely to create a world with violence, crime and hatred.
Of course, the fairness goes both ways, because the one you care about will think about who you are as a person and should act accordingly.

So, you and they have to work/talk out what you decide is fair to both you and those you TRULY care about.

The kicker is deciding the limits of who should you care about; just that one person or include who they care about and those who they care about and etc.
I like fighting but my sister doesn't, so in fairness I try not to fight so much.
by futrethink July 14, 2022
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To be fair

To transfer or shift blame from oneself to another.

To throw another person under the bus.
To be fair it was recommended that I do it
by Code nine June 17, 2022
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