thomas wood

someone with a giant peice of wood :O

hey look at that dude hes so got a thomas wood

by messy2006 March 9, 2009

The Thomas Kemper

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009

thomas-emil

Thomas-Emil is a little meme-boy and also a nerd. He probably watches dragon ball z, and I even bet he never watched anything else. Emil is defined by his suicide frog memes, his constant Dragonball and his amazing skill to somehow be motivated to do workouts.

Thomas-Emil likes to do push-ups, but only when he's high on Dragonball.

by Tarkua November 14, 2017

Fort Thomas

An itty bitty hell hole of upper middle class crackers who think they are gangsters even though their moms still pack their lunches placed in Northern

“Hey have you been to fort thomas?”
“no and i don’t plan on going”

by fax only June 3, 2021

The Thomas Edison

Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...

Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.

by Frank Fontain April 8, 2019

Thomas Crown

The main character of the movie The Thomas Crown Affair. Thomas Crown sends four men out to Boston Massachussets to pull off a bank robbery so successful that the FBI fails to catch the badguys.

Thomas Crown is the Harvard university or Ivy League version of Don Corleone.

by Le Mans June 30, 2005

Dale Thomas

The sex.

Number 13 for Collingwood football club, he is renowned for his unbelievable specky marks, awe inspiring goals and all round good looks. Also the hottest AFL footballer known to man. And women.

Person 1: Did you see that goal from that hot footy player?
Me: DUH. That was Dale Thomas. What did you expect?

by CassieLou June 25, 2008