Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 13, 2010

Penguin dick

Penguin dick is the most yummy thing to eat.

"Oh i had some great penguin dick with pengu last night!"
"Oh i can relate~"

by Ima.retarded.fuck?YU April 27, 2021

feeding the penguins

named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.

Aww man, This time tommorow I'll be feeding the penguins

by Jack Will October 23, 2007

Ass Penguin

a random idea that comes out of know where.

Steve just pulled a penguin out of his ass. (Ass Penguin)

by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011

squidgy penguin

A term used for anal sex

Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!

Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?

by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009

penguin arm

Slang for a very short penis

"LOOK at his penguin arm"

by wizard words July 18, 2016

Penguin Packed

To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.

Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!

by KSAComedy March 20, 2011