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He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.
jospeh murphy is a wonderful young man, he is a great talk partner and has pretty eyes. usually wears some drippy garms and really looks good standing next to a joel.
by captain bos November 22, 2021
The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.
by Solid Mantis February 08, 2021
The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.
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