MOO

Master Of the Obvious.

MOO: Dude there's a cop behind you! Better pull over, whoa man his lights are all on, aren't they? Omg OMG your so in for it!!!!
Driver: *punches in face*

MOO: WOW this line sure is long isn't it? Looks like a long wait, I'm so glad I was here early, see I got all the deals, see you around huh, pal?
Christmas Chris: Yeah but I'll see your mom first tonight

by swankmasta.6000 July 12, 2013

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

Markie Moo

When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy

Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"

by M.E.S.H August 14, 2023

tangy moo juice

Sour Cream

Could I get some tangy moo juice on my burrito?

by Theonewhodefinesnothing December 11, 2017

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

Mooing Duck

The sound one makes when they make a second YouTube channel because they lost the first one.

I've had too many copyright strikes and I lost everything. The sound of mooing duck Let's hope this second channel is better...

by Howdowordsdo July 29, 2024

Moo

It's a cows opinion...it's moo.

Guy farts friend says "dude that was so damn moo of u and so stank bro"

by Jazy1r July 4, 2020