Weenie Womp

A person who is lame, a weenie, flake, chicken head, or characterized as a limp dick.

Dan is being a weenie womp because he wants to stay home tonight.

by JayMontana2022 May 26, 2022

weenie

a scared, socially awkward person

adam jones is a weenie

by micheal hock November 24, 2021

Chocolate weenie

A chocolate weenie is a spongy yellow cake on a stick containing carbohydrates, fat, glucose, yeast, and protein that is covered in chocolate.

Hey Jan, wanna go out for chocolate weenies?

by JohnnyBlueberryTree March 6, 2016

Weeny

Vape, e-cigarette.

Guy 1: “yo can I hit your weeny”
Guy 2: “my weeny is about to run out but you can have one puff”

by therealjzargo March 3, 2023

screamy weenie

When some someone screams loudly and continuously at your penis until an erection is achieved

I like to get a screamy weenie

by Wopper41 April 22, 2016

Weenie

Weenie is amazing, because, Weenie

I sure love Weenie

by Not a suspicious individual January 17, 2022

5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.

Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"

by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 12, 2022