Captain of the Silly Team

One could be considered ‘captain of the silly team’ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.

Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!

by howiebling1 January 8, 2023

You silly donkey

A phrase often used in anger that has connotations regarding ones appearance or their lack of comprehension to a set task.

This quote is made famous by a popular chef who goes by the name ‘Gordon Ramsay’ who often berates cooks using such language.

Oy you! Come here you silly donkey! Who told you to cook these scallops hey?

by GordonRamsay4PM March 12, 2020

silly sea cucumber

When you flush your turd and just as your about to close the toilet lid, a little turd part comes floating back up from the dark side as if it already misses you, or is just plain acting silly.

"Son of a bitch, the silly sea cucumber just won't go down! That little some' bitch thinks I'm playing games. Size of a quarter dog gone!"

by Pitou1093 May 9, 2013

silly goat head

a person who is silly and has a goat head.

you silly goat head u eat all the cheeses!

by amanda June 2, 2003

Silly goofy mood

When someone is horny but not horny enough to act on it

"Sorry, I'm just in a silly goofy mood right now"

by Goofycat March 18, 2023

Silly Millimeter Longer

that which an uncircircumcized male thinks is what allows himself to pleasure a woman more effectively.

That Guido has a stinky Cheesy bellend. And why don't Frenchies shower themselves more often? It's not like I can FEEL that gigantic (sarcasm) extra MILLIMETER, it's a silly millimeter longer, ya UNCUT Eurofag.

by Big Gay Al(ien) February 14, 2019

Fuck me Silly

When a woman is so drunk, that she beckons the first man she sees to fuck her. When woman wants the dick so badly, that she is willing to be fucked until she is legally insane.

Milf: "hey you sexy slab of man meat, fuck me silly"
Man meat in question: "yeah...sure"

by Kalkle October 19, 2016