Australian Leopard Paw

When one man squats over a bowl while another man kneels in front of him gagging to his balls. As the man squatting nearly reaches climax he has to projectile squirt diarrhoea out of his anus into the bowl and simultaneously as he ejaculates the man kneeling has to coat his hand in fecal matter and splatter the excrement on the squatting man’s chest as he takes his balls deep in his throat.

Last night Jeremy’s girlfriend walked in on him and I doing an Australian Leopard Paw.

by Puppington July 12, 2025

Australian kitchen

(slang) A barbecue grill. Made popular through its use on Top Gear, during a cattle drive in Australia.

We were given some horrible camping stuff and an Australian kitchen. And once that had been set up, we had to catch our supper.
I fired up my Australian kitchen and cooked up some steaks.

by daz14lpa February 20, 2021

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018

Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".

Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!

by LiamAtreides September 4, 2019

The Australian bottlenose

The act of pushing your dick into a bottle and creating a vacuum that puts lots of suction force on your penis and can destroy your penis if done for too long and incorrectly.

I did The Australian Bottlenose last night but it didn't end well

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

Australian Beehive

The act of putting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.

Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no, that's fucking weird.

by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020

Australian Belly Art

The male squats into pooping position. The partner then slides under the legs from behind and begins sucking thy penis from "downunder." The male then begins defecating onto the partners stomach, creating the australian belly art.

While hiking, Sam had to take a raging shit. Sam squatted into thin air as his partner swooped in from "downunder" between his legs. Sam was orally pleasured whilst releasing his upset belly contents onto his partners belly. The Australian Belly Art ladies and gentlemen

by Kmfj141 January 22, 2023