Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.
by Loyal defined December 12, 2017

by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020

To pull an Alan Shepard is to cheat on your significant other but play it off like the total badass that you are.
“Dude I just pulled an Alan Shepard”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
by Tyrone V. Biggums November 5, 2020

by Lin1954 November 18, 2020

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Noun. A gargantuan Pillar that anchors all the dreams of people. Its grand circumference envelopes whole oceans; its boundless length reaches from the deepest parts of the seas to the heavens beyond. One who is able to scale the pillar to its pinnacle will own everything the world has to offer. They then become the pillar that supports everyone.
by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023

So, a soul less creature with no sense of living in this world.
If u can imagine a living joke, you can call it as alan apx.
This species of shit is very rare, and you wont get it in normal world.
You can find it in a gutter.
If u can imagine a living joke, you can call it as alan apx.
This species of shit is very rare, and you wont get it in normal world.
You can find it in a gutter.
by musturdmaddy September 4, 2022
