A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.
Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
by s a n d March 23, 2020
Get the You better not hurt hermug. A term used to describe and ugly or not attractive person( usually a girl) in day to day conversation.
by MadHurt June 11, 2010
Get the Mad Hurtmug. 
Ouchy, that hurted.
by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017
Get the Hurtedmug. 
by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017
Get the John Hurtmug. A deeper, more intense form of "hurt." Often used to express overwhelming pain — emotional or physical — especially when "hurt" feels too weak or clinical. Common in casual, emotional, or childlike speech.
by therealityyy September 11, 2025
Get the Hurtedmug.