Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022

Melon tart

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart

Omg that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 2, 2023

Ass tart

An annoyingly unreliable counterpart.

He was being an ass tart.

by sunwriter March 6, 2022

peyton tart

A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer

That boy over there must be a Peyton Tart

by The Player For The Girls April 27, 2019

Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.

Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017

Poopy booty titty tart

Mmm I hate niggers

I eat poopy booty titty tart

by Jonson McNally January 29, 2023

tart dick

An uppety dick who's being retarded for no good reason

Let's go to Micky Smoke Shop, give the same order, and see if that f****** tart dick gets it right this time.

by Maud the Spirit Guide February 21, 2021