Re–Tarts

A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as Re–Tarts.

Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"

by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023

Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge

Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.

by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023

tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

Saffron Tart

It's a sex move where the man cums inside of a woman's asshole, then he performs cunnilingus on the woman's asshole.

Dude: "I did a saffron tart last night"
Dude 2: "You're insane man!"

by Granny_sexbag420 November 1, 2023

pop tart booty

naimah booty

naimah got a pop tart booty

by spidermanthegoat December 27, 2023

The Pop Tart

The act of giving a creampie and hotboxing the room

did you hear aiydn used The Pop Tart on some girl last night?

by EmaciatedSpruceTree December 31, 2023

Read tart it

Read tart it it's a word for the r word

Ddddjdj read tart it it's a slur

by Davldd January 3, 2024