piss truck

The drug testing truck utilized in large sample collection, generally at blue collar work sites.

I showed up for work after a night out and the piss truck was there.

by The Giant Blue Salmon of Justice May 6, 2005

Truck Monkey

Guy or girl unloading trucks at Wally World for almost minimum wage.

I need a truck monkey out here to finish this load.

by ladytekwriter April 28, 2013

farm truck

not tyler’s rusted out, beat up, ugly, mass produced, nothing nice about it chevy truck.

Tyler’s truck is not a farm truck

by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019

Truck Slut

A girl who will fuck any guy with her opinion of a nice truck. Keep in mind she don't know jack shit about trucks. All she knows is what the back seat looks like.

Aricka Marshall is a Truck Slut

by Asdhjl July 1, 2019

truck meat

The act of giving/having sexin a motor vehicle...preferably a truck.

Jayson was excited to throw Katie the truck meat, in the parking lot, as he didn’t want to wait to take her home.

Justin didn’t know how to act when Sharra said she’d like him to give her the truck meat, right there and then.

by Jayson14 March 29, 2019

fuck-truck

a vehicle that a fuck-boi drives

yo look there's jack in his fuck-truck

look he just picked up Samantha in his fuck-truck

i wonder what he's got stashed in the glove box?

by therealqueenofmemes March 31, 2017

Hess Trucks

Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.

I like Hess Trucks

by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018