silly goofy goose

when you are just so gosh darn silly and goofy that you can be compared to that of a goose.

Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose

by Shhhhhh :) March 22, 2022

Cider-Me-Silly

When you're obliterated off hard cider and try to face throttle an inanimate object.

Mark's been in the hospital for a little over a year now. Last Christmas he cider-me-silly'd an outlet and got a lethal dose of electricity pumped into his meat hose. Turned it purple.

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021

silly sea cucumber

When you flush your turd and just as your about to close the toilet lid, a little turd part comes floating back up from the dark side as if it already misses you, or is just plain acting silly.

"Son of a bitch, the silly sea cucumber just won't go down! That little some' bitch thinks I'm playing games. Size of a quarter dog gone!"

by Pitou1093 May 9, 2013

silly goat head

a person who is silly and has a goat head.

you silly goat head u eat all the cheeses!

by amanda June 2, 2003

Silly goofy mood

When someone is horny but not horny enough to act on it

"Sorry, I'm just in a silly goofy mood right now"

by Goofycat March 18, 2023

Silly Millimeter Longer

that which an uncircircumcized male thinks is what allows himself to pleasure a woman more effectively.

That Guido has a stinky Cheesy bellend. And why don't Frenchies shower themselves more often? It's not like I can FEEL that gigantic (sarcasm) extra MILLIMETER, it's a silly millimeter longer, ya UNCUT Eurofag.

by Big Gay Al(ien) February 14, 2019

Fuck me Silly

When a woman is so drunk, that she beckons the first man she sees to fuck her. When woman wants the dick so badly, that she is willing to be fucked until she is legally insane.

Milf: "hey you sexy slab of man meat, fuck me silly"
Man meat in question: "yeah...sure"

by Kalkle October 19, 2016