by HPlayz March 1, 2022

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

by Yoloswagimurnewdad May 20, 2019

ben bank like men and hes also like fifa this means hes wierd and like licking Ilya Sorokin because he taste like a sink after you clear your teeth and when johnny sweat of after ding your mum
by gay ben sad ben dover bending December 2, 2021

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
by MilitiaP May 14, 2024

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.
Taste Like old Hotel Carpet
Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.
And it taste absolutely fuckt.
Taste Like old Hotel Carpet
Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.
Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮
by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021
