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Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.
Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.
by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021
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Charlotte simp

Def: The art of simping for one named Charlotte. Being in a state of puppy love for one named Charlotte.

Written by Alexis, the OG Charlotte simp!
See Alexis over there? She is definitely a Charlotte simp.
by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021
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Charlotte simp

*not a joke
Someone/something that experiences or shows signs of puppy love or obsessive love-type behavior towards an individual named Charlotte. (Usually a lesbian or bisexual)
by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021
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iguana.simp

some dumb mf on Instagram that says random shit and is weird
dude 1: ayo check this super cool and amazing memepage. he's really funny and hot

dude 2: oh yeah that's iguana.simp
by IguanaMan September 4, 2021
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dsmp.simp.dnf

dsmp.simp.dnf is a tiktoker who posts about the Dream Smp!
Person 1: Did you see what dsmp.simp.dnf posted today?

Person 2: Yeah, I was threatened to do this..
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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Jarvx Simp Pimp 420

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.
“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”
by Gladium15 April 13, 2022
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Post simpcore

The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music
Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”

Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
by notShaq February 14, 2023
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