Comper Swift

A plane model that is literally impossible to build

Mr. Knuth asked us to build a comper swift... FUCK THAT

by Hitman1914 April 27, 2010

Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?

Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!

by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

sneeky switch

The female version of the Harry Houdini, where a girl tags in her friend while having sex with a man to trick him.

S totally tagged in L during her time with N. She pulled off the ultimate sneeky switch!

by exoticprincesses November 5, 2012

daniel swift

what a unusual creature, often referred to as a slag/whore. tends to sleep with numerous of females, even if they are grim and unattractive. can be very attractive however know it.

"who's that over crown point ?"
" must me a daniel swift"

by sorrylol December 11, 2016

Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment

All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.

by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018

Retard Switch

A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.

She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.

by KillBot69 January 28, 2019

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 27, 2019