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jerk off station

Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house
by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023
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gas station gogurt

A used condom that is left at a gas station preferably found in the bathroom
Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”

Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
by Broski119 April 21, 2023
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Radio-Stationing

The act of recording a long, extended voice message.

To jib about the mundane and everyday aspects of your normal life, maybe comedically, to a singular receiver.
"So you've got totally into voicenotes recently, what's happened?"
"Yeah I'll be honest, its not the old me, but I've been radio-stationing hard"

"Jheez, the other day Sam radio-stationed me like crazy, I got a 2 minute voice note, then a 3 minute voice note, and get this, 30 minutes later, another 1 1/2 minute voice note!...I can't"
by djalgae May 17, 2022
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Lubrication Station

(noun) A special area of the bedroom of sexually aroused teenagers or perverts where lubricants are stored for masturbation. It is separate to the masturbarion station and it can store a wide variety of lubricants to meet the sexual needs of its owner.
Hey, have you seen Junaid's lubrication station. It is well stocked with all the best lubes.
by Juna358 May 19, 2019
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gas station ready

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024
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Radio Station Weight

When your weight is between 88 and 108 pounds. 88-108 is the range of FM radio stations in the United States. For instance: MIX 106.5, KISS 104.3.
Friend: You don't look so good, are you ok?

Me: I'm not feeling good, I have had a lot of appetite loss recently, and now have radio station weight.
by Entitled_Karennn September 20, 2021
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Detroit Train Station

A sexual act, irrelevant of orientation, in which one partner, henceforth referred to as "The Conductor", performs intense anal sex with the other partner, "The Caboose", to completion.

Upon completion the Conductor removes their phallus from the Caboose's sphincter, which at this point should be sufficiently gaped enough for the arrival of the next train. The Conductor then turns around and sits their buttocks of the Caboose's rear, and proceeds to defacate into the Caboose's gaping "station".

The Caboose will then push the train back into the Conductor's own asshole, and the pair will go back and forth until a second climax is reached, at which point, the climaxing partner will shout "ALL ABOARD!"
"Judy and I got a bit freaky last night and took a trip down to the ol' Detroit train station."

"I was feeling a little empty until Bill and I went down to the Detrot train station last night, now we're both pretty full."
by Jetscream November 4, 2023
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