That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

That slaps my muff by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

fucktardian slip 

Much worse than a Freudian slip!Root word fucktard.

My emo drunken brother(IE:The Fucktard)who claims to like his girlfriends bulldog had a fucktardian slip when he accidently expressed his dislike for it.Girlfriend not happy now!

fucktardian slip by Kfallsguy April 8, 2011

Pantie Slip

When a females panties, and/ or buttcrack show after sitting down in a low chair.

Jada had a pantie slip at school today and I got hard as hell.

Pantie Slip by Marcus peterson July 10, 2012

cuban slip and slide 

When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.

Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.

cuban slip and slide by Mamohmarr October 5, 2013

nut slip 

The inadvertent exposure of ones testicle or testicles while performing some activity. The male version of the female nip slip.

Look at old man River over on the incline bench with his balls out. Yep, thats a full nut slip.

nut slip by mikmack December 15, 2014

Lip slip 

When a pussy lip slips out of your bikini

I had a lip slip at the beach and a black guy saw it

Lip slip by anonymous May 4, 2020

slip slap 

When a female (or male) gives a male a hand job using an excess amount of lotion or lube. Usually administered when one is too lazy to perform sex or oral sex. Term is used due to the "slipping" and "slapping" sounds made when ones hand is vigorously working the lotion/lube covered penis.

I gave Chris a slip slap this morning because I was too tired to give him head.

slip slap by tootus April 28, 2010