sapphire

Probaly the most sexyest person you will EVER meat in your life time.

damn sapphire your so sexy :)

by babybear1117 June 28, 2009

slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

ankle slapper

Very small wave. A wave smaller that 2 feet.

Waves suck today...nutin' but ankle slappers.

by Bryon Tucker January 4, 2008

bitch slappin

to slap someone over and over again
usually associated w/ pimps, baby powder, and hoes and/or bitches

imma start bitch slappin somebody if i dont get my money

by anon December 14, 2003

Slapped

Slapped: extremely high, buttahd, faded; when you're drunk you're smacked, when you're high your slapped.

" Jessica and Taylor showed up to dinner slapped" or
" that blunt slapped the fuck out of me"

by ASAP J&T August 21, 2016

mud slapper

usually homosexuals are called mud slappers because they intend to put their penises into other mens anal holes

That guy over there looks like a mud slapper because hes checking out that other dude bending over at the counter.

by Boki April 5, 2004

knee slapper

something that is stupid and funny at the same time

Guy 1: So a guy walks into a bar...OUCH!
Guy 2: ROFL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! *slaps knee*
Random Guy: Oh yeah? How bout a face slapper! *slaps Guy 1 and 2's face*

by Skullex May 18, 2008