scorpiaswife

super cool and i love them even thpugh we dont even know eachother but i found them in a comment section and they seem cool so ya

whos scorpiaswife wtf
best person ever dude

by gayophelia July 9, 2021

scorpio

THAT bi1ch one of the best zodiac sign

you: i wish i had a scorpio

me:*pop up*

by that scorpio talia girl September 4, 2021

Sharpie Boy

A name given to the odd boys out there that love to toy with sharpies. (Inserting them Into the anus or using them in other sexualized ways).

Hey, have you seen Theo? I heard he's the school Sharpie Boy.

by battweryac1d January 20, 2022

Scorpio

Not that scary like everyone say’s about us. We are actually scared of the human being and mostly of the future, deep inside of us we are really cute and we are fighting for what’s important to us and we are actually sometimes so aggressive because we’re scared of getting hurt so we hurt everyone else before they hurt us.

People: Hey do you know who this crying person is?
Other: Yeah Its a Scorpio with a deep past
People: Eh dude how do you know this after one look?
Other: Because I’m a Scorpio too
People: Why didn’t you tell me?
Other: Duh, if I tell others to much about me and my past they can hurt me and now f#ck you I have to help my sibling of sodiac sign

by CityOfBonesReader July 16, 2022

Scorpio

♏️ Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–240° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign on average from October 23 to November 22.♏️

♏️I am a Scorpio I am extremely deep and emotional people, and are intense in all things I do. I’m natural leaders and can be very serious; Scorpios are one of the most interesting signs because of their intensity, and there are some key Scorpio characteristics to be aware of that make me stand apart.♏️

by Dior Yanna 💅🏼🧸. July 25, 2022

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Sharpoon

Rocket powered dildos at harpoons the punani

Billy Bob, how did you ever get that girl to marry you well Timmy are used the sharpoon my daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia. And she just couldn’t get enough of it.

by P T P September 19, 2023