by Dhale78 February 24, 2023

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

When someone draws some dicks on your elementary school and u gotta tell all the little kids they’re seals
by Queen Catmow September 21, 2019

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019

by fucking normies REEEEe October 25, 2017

When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018
