by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005
Get the Sausage Torpedomug. 1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009
Get the Sausage Flapsmug. A euphemism for masturbation.
by Blaine Becker October 19, 2010
Get the Hit the Sausagemug. by sarahjeanne November 23, 2004
Get the german sausagemug. "Well Johnny, after me and the boys shipped out of Saipan, we took some shore leave and went about drinking and grinding sausage with some Chinese whores. It was the bee's knees! Now go tell your dad to take me back to the home. It's salisbury steak night."
by Malik June 20, 2006
Get the grinding sausagemug. A vagina with an abnormally large clit. The clit will sometimes resemble a baby penis, or the head of a penis. Women who use steroids generally have a sausage clit
by patrico January 8, 2008
Get the sausage clitmug. by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
Get the sausage jockeymug.