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Sandy Mangina

When a man gets “sand” in his mangina and becomes more of a wussy
Kohari is such a pussy he must have a sandy mangina again
by Stapler Bob February 14, 2021
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Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.
Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets
by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020
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Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016
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Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021
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Sandi

1. A lying shitty lazy hoe that says they have finished watching Voltron when they have not, causing you to end your friendship with them.

2. An unstable human being that gets SHOOK easily.

3.Bad life partner

4. bad at listening always bites her finger
Sandi: I actually haven't finished the episode, I got too lazy

You: friendship ended.

You: *slaps the roof of Sandi* This lying shitty lazy hoe can fit so many SHOOK's inside them
by SHOOKSPEARED August 12, 2018
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talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.
by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023
mugGet the talk sandy to memug.

sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend
yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.
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