The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.
Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
by 💃BiaCaramelQueen🤳🏽 July 06, 2015
maniac on today is 380 penetrating the in the streets of Detroit. Back at the house the slugs hit. Bottom less bucket of bullets and the porn grabin at my dick. To all the bitches and bitch niggas I call out to all of u (stare).
That Drivers Window.
by henry antwine November 20, 2003
An accommodating fanny, both in terms of size and frequency. Which has a proclivity, even hunger, for numerous semi-flaccid penises.
Emily: Is Jade home?
Guy: No, she was invited to a party by a few truckers that we met at the Shell Garage.
Emily: It is getting awfully late.
Guy: I fear they might be filling her slug bucket.
Guy: No, she was invited to a party by a few truckers that we met at the Shell Garage.
Emily: It is getting awfully late.
Guy: I fear they might be filling her slug bucket.
by Azri'el August 24, 2015
When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
by Mav_ July 23, 2019
The unfortunate event when your duvet rolls into a folded mound inside your cover leaving with you a slither of bedsheet to cling to as you shiver like a dog shitting razor blades.
I woke up last night with a duvet-slug smothering the central portion of my body whilst my extremities were covered by a pathetic area of bed sheet..
by Ciara444 December 14, 2011
The art of sounding the penis with a gummy worm then blowing your load in her mouth to give her the salty slug.
My wife was so happy last night, I blew my salty slug in the back of her throat and the gummy worm came back out her nose...
by Wormwhisperer November 04, 2022
by chomper0 April 21, 2011