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sleeping naked

1. A practice that is shunned publicly by the general populace, but privately performed by millions. Particularly enjoyable when you have satin sheets.

2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.

3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.
1. Pastor to the clergy: "Sleeping naked is a sin, and those who partake of it will burn in hell! It promotes promiscuity and filth!!"

2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"

3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.
by friend of p May 1, 2005
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sleep fucking

an act of having sex and not becomming fully aware of the situation until midway through the act.


see also. sleep walking but don't relate the meanings too closely
"that bitch just strattled me in the middle of the night...i wake up, and find her bouncing up and down on my cock"

"omgz dude she sleep fucked the shit out of you"
by HatShapedHat May 3, 2005
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Sleepover

A legal definition of 'sleepover' is as follows:
-One or more people stay over your house
-With the intention of staying there for the entire night because it would be IMPRACTICAL for them to go home
-Activities are undertaken at the house that you are staying at
-Being at the persons house is the main focus point of your night
-It is NOT a sleep over if you live out of home
-A girl/guy staying over for the purpose of a relationship of some kind is NOT a sleepover, it is sex/a relationship.

Impractical in the situation is defined as: There is going to be stuff done until the evening hours in which it would be stupid for someone to come and get you or to leave yourself, especially on your own.
Sleepovers were so much fun as a kid.
by NRLeels October 17, 2008
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sleep with me

SEXXXXXX
by mijryhtnhghgne6 January 8, 2018
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Sleeve

A sleeve is New York city slang referring to 10 bundles of heroin sold as a pack for usually between 400-600 dollars, street value of 1000 dollars.
by thirdeyechakra June 20, 2015
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sleeman

a sweet beer company in canada eh!
go pick up a pack of sleeman's
by mrbeerboy July 3, 2005
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