shut up earthquake

When an earthquake won’t stop rumbling and driving you crazy. Or when you are scared you might end up dead

“Hey, can I come to the bathroom with you?”

“shut up earthquake.”

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Shut up

No. Go fuck yourself.

Idiot “You see, you have to shut up because blah blah blah.”

Hym “Do you have to shut up?”

Idiot “Well, I...”

Hym “Yeah, see, no. That’s exactly why I’m not going to shut up. You have granted yourself the right to insult every aspect of my being. Nothing is off limits. Now, I have afforded myself the same right. Congratulations. You will now experience equality. Following this you will experience inferiority. So no, I’m not going to shut up.”

by Hym Iam November 8, 2022

Shut up

To shut ones mouth and stop speaking. This means you. Shut the fuck up.

Guy one: Shut up.
Guy two: I didn't even say anything...

by Superrocketbryce January 5, 2024

Shut Up War

The shut up war happened between 2 7th graders named Atlas and Dana on October 13, 2020. What went down was a series of the words of "shut up" and "no you". At some point, Atlas says "Shut the fuck up". That was the tensest part of this war.

"Shut up war has started. You guys may begin."

"SHUT UP!"

by I’m used as an sex toy October 13, 2020

shut up ben

a small guy in your top set math class who thinks he's the main character but he's really not + he stinks

Ben : But I didn't do it
Person : BAHAHAHA SHUT UP BEN!

by HeHatesBen.C March 21, 2024

National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares

tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

Shut the bitchyfuck up

Telling someone to shut the fuck up and call them a bitch + beat the fuck up out of them until they are dead.

David: Yes! I stole my haters spot on the plane after so much days!

Johnny: HEY BITCHEAD! YOU JUST STOLE MY FAVORITE SPOT!

David: Shut up Johnny!

Johnny: SHUT THE BITCHYFUCK UP OR I’LL KILL YOU!

by MeanWordGenorator February 12, 2023