Shrek cum

Cum that comes out of your penis
Yoo Jamal want some shrek cum?”
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Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of
Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
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mad shrek

are you mad shrek
yes
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Shreks cum

Person A have you sucked off shrek
Person b yeah tasted shreks cum
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Shrek Neck

When your poop is green
I just had a shrek neck and I think I need to see a doctor
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Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.
Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!
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PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect
Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original
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