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Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
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Beef Pounder

When someone jacks you off so hard, it is like pounding beef.
Damn, my girlfriend just gave me beef pounder!
by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018
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half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.
Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!
by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019
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The pounder

The pounder is our god and he will protect us from all that is evil. Everybody loves him and should at all costs protect him. You should also pray to him every day or else he will pound you hard. There is no chance to escape to just accept your faith and try not to be pounded.
Hey pounder you're fat
The Pounder: Banka Banka *you die* Banka Banka Banka *your body is gone*
by Wallahyaaaaao August 28, 2019
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Sauerkraut Pounder

when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid
My girl and I are getting bored, we’re thinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.
by lards mccoy February 13, 2020
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quarter pounder

Yo,how about this, the quarter pounder in

Burger King, if you hungry.
by ZPY March 20, 2020
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Josh Pounder

I very sexy guy that gets all the girls and has a massive willy. Josh Pounder is the definition of sexy like if sexy was a word it would be him.
Josh Pounder is just sexy okay!
by Joshhhxo April 13, 2020
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