Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd tonight, shit will be lit

by Ironic chronic December 17, 2019

Patrick

Someone who can only find girls on the internet.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.

Shquisha: Yo man Naurto is on!

Dakota: Stop being a patrick!

by Fa que-que November 22, 2010

Being a Patrick

A person- Who is always right, who must get in the last word, and a person who will argue until you walk away

I know today is Thursday, but the other person insist today is Friday in Japan, you are "Being a Patrick"

by Postal42 October 7, 2011

St. Patrick's Day

Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.

"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."

by Anonymous January 23, 2005

Patrick Robinson

The most gangster looking player on the saints roster, that looks like he could kick anyone's ass, and a hell of an athlete as well and wears the number 34 and promises to be a great player for the saints for years to come

I wouldn't mess with that dude he reminds me of Patrick Robinson, he'll tear you down on the field then whip your ass any given time/place

by yaboy023 October 20, 2010

Patrick

amazing ass dude to be around when he is high

Man #1: Duuuuude, ha ha...
Man#2: How long were you with Patrick?
Man #1: About 30 minutes...
Man #2: So how high are you?
Man #1: Ummmm... I'd say about 5'11"

by high ass fuk March 11, 2017

patrick

Someones name, also,

"MY NAMES, NOT, RICKKKKKKKKK!!"

"Get me Patrick, the star."

by Ja_cx August 21, 2018