Bipolar Poop Disorder

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.

Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.

by Schnitterbit August 28, 2011

poop mouth

foul odor from mouth caused by an infection or impacted tooth

she has poop mouth cause of her impacted wisdom tooth

by stinkyloves September 5, 2011

Poop Girl

A girl who goes to a college party at Ohio State and ends up shitting her pants.

That poop girl showed up at the party again. I really wish that Kaitlin would at least leave after shitting herself like that.

by Trumpy Cat February 21, 2019

taking a poop

The act of pushing brown "stuff" out of your anal section into a round bowl called the toilet.

Man, i gotta squirt a brown monkey!
Jamal is taking a poop on D-Rads lawn.

by Josh and Mike May 4, 2006

hot poop

steamy shit that comes out of my ass due to hot buffalo wings at a fine dining facility

I shit hot poop in a playground after eating at that place

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

Banana Poop

That nasty stuff at the bottom of the banana that everyone cuts out. Banana Poop.

Steve: Dude, did you just eat that banana poop?
Bob: Hell yeah I did.
Steve: I..I don't think that we can be friends anymore

by Mellow Fellow December 24, 2009

poop text

n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation

know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.

by dommysalami August 9, 2010