plan b pill

The greatest pill that has ever looked lived. If your condom breaks or if you don't believe in condoms, no worries! Just pop one of these pills in your girl and fuck away with no regrets!

Oh shit, the condom broke! Good thing I bought that plan b pill though.

by Hol-ee Fukman August 14, 2017

Overdosed on the Red Pill

The feeling that many people with depression get when they feel like they finally see the world as it is, like the veil of ignorance has been lifted from their eyes, and they see it as if everyone who is happy is just blissfully ignorant and fooling themselves, and that they've uncovered the unfortunate truth.

"I wish I could go back to when I was a child and didn't know anything about the world. I used to be all about seeking the truth, no matter how much it hurts y'know, like taking the Red Pill over the Blue Pill, but, now it hurts so much that it almost feels like I Overdosed on the Red Pill"

by ImAComputer October 16, 2020

Handsome Truth Pilled

Cause (someone) to have their perspective on Jews dramatically transformed, especially by introducing them to a new and disturbing understanding of the true nature of Jews.

Kikes hate it when people are Handsome Truth Pilled

by AnonDoxy April 23, 2023

morning after pill

A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!

Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee

by Desi+Gwen July 18, 2006

Blue Pill Envy

Inspired by Cypher in the Matrix. The notion that it may have been better had you never woken up to inner truths about the world and continued watching MTV, getting your nails done and working like a dog to provide money for world leaders to gamble with. It is envy of the brainwashed and uninformed lifestyle.

Andy is depressed and tired after researching the truth behind 9/11, big pharma and AGW theory. He wishes he was a regular guy who bangs chicks, works and pays taxes without asking questions like his friend Johnny. He has blue pill envy.

by Spea Kandest March 31, 2013

Take A Chill Pill

Something that you say to someone when they need to calm down. if someone is stressed .

if someone is nagging you, you say , "God , Take A Chill Pill!"

by Hana jj August 8, 2006

Sugar Pill Sunday

The day when a girl taking birth control pills switches from the active pill to the placebo sugar pill. This normally occurs on Sunday because of how the pills are labeled. This can serve as a helpful warning for people to be careful around the taker of the sugar pill.

Be careful it's sugar pill Sunday and you know how she can get.

by beckyinspired February 15, 2012