Pigeon

An unintelligent person that sticks to their unfounded ideas without evidence or statistics no matter the argument given contrary to their beliefs.

The Pigeon is often the subject referenced in the saying "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon, no matter what you say, they will knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like they've won."

"Flat Earth has been proven time and time again to be false, yet these Pigeons keep promoting the belief"

"I was arguing with this Pigeon earlier, it was like talking to a wall."

by EvilAnnie May 2, 2020

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Carrier Pigeon

A person who moves among the individuals in a tribe of friends, telling everybody what they say about each other. The intentions may be unclear, but rarely does the behavior help mend fences, and it usually blows up bridges. The Carrier Pigeon sits backs with a box of popcorn and watches the fruits of their labors unfold.

Ooo damn, I don't know about her. Bettie and Lydia were having some problems. Instead of encouraging them to salvage their friendship she told them all the bad things they were saying about each other. She's such a Carrier Pigeon.

by Hallow Weener December 17, 2022

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Brown pigeon

When a guy releases gas in a girls face when she is licking a guys balls from behind.

My bitch got a brown pigeon when licking my balls from behind.

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Pigeon Pounder

When a New Yorker gets a little bored in the city, they will often go out on the streets and find a pigeon (ideally a baby) and start absolutely pounding it to the moon and back. The power at which they please themselves is enough to bring the dollar slice back.

Man... I'm thinking of doing a Pigeon Pounder later, are you down?

by newyorker51 July 18, 2025

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